Fletch and Jimmy are two slackers, down-on-their-luck. Dumped, fired, and wanting to escape their misery, they head to Wales for a weekend getaway, only to find that all of its women have been cursed and enslaved by lesbian vampires, and the local vicar, who thinks that Jimmy is the long lost descendant of a vampire slayer. Can the boys put their fears aside and become lesbian vampire killers, or will they succumb to the powers of the village vipers, in the heat of a welsh night?
