Rounding up all the most important action heroes of the last three decades (with Arnie, Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke featuring but not even hard enough to make the ranks), the Expendables are a crack-team of mercenary soldiers, sent to South America on what seems to be a suicide mission. But when you’ve got Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lungdren and Randy Couture at your disposal, it’ll be the criminals who will be looking all the more expendable.